IT security person: So that’s what you need to do to get this working.
Me: Okay if I get you the answer in the next hour how long until you can resolve the problem?
ITSecPerson: Oooh, well I mean the week is just about over….So maybe next week?
Me: It is TUESDAY AT 11:14AM….
ITSecPerson: Yeeeaaahhh but I mean…
Me: We’re not even half way through yet?
ITSecPerson: …..