• The Pony and the Porcupine

    Once upon a time there was a princess named Suzannah who more than anything in the world wanted a pony. Her Mom and Dad told her: “No! Ponies are messy. Ponies are noisy and PONIES ARE SMELLY!” So one day when her Mom and Dad were not paying attention she went to town and traded…

  • Wisdom from Flann O’Brien

    “What is wrong with Cryan and most people, said Byrne, is that they do not spend sufficient time in bed. When a man sleeps, he is steeped and lost in a limp toneless happiness: awake he is restless, tortured by his body and the illusion of existence. Why have men spent the centuries seeking to…

  • Rounding to the Weekend

    IT security person: So that’s what you need to do to get this working. Me: Okay if I get you the answer in the next hour how long until you can resolve the problem? ITSecPerson: Oooh, well I mean the week is just about over….So maybe next week? Me: It is TUESDAY AT 11:14AM…. ITSecPerson:…

  • Tom Dreams of Corgis

    Tom: When I’m a grownup I’m going to have 100 corgis Me: Oh yeah? Tom: But first I’ll get 1. Then 2. Then 3…then 5 Me: What about 4? Tom: I’ll get two at a time from then on….

  • 10 Rules for Writing

    1. It’s easier to say the thing rather than think about how to say it. 2. If it’s funny, it’s funny.  3. Handwrite in your journal, handwrite your outline, and handwrite your edits but type the manuscript. If you can touch-type it is the fastest way to get your brain on paper.  4. It [could…

  • April 22, 2024

    Tasted – Leftovers: I made gnocchi and shawarma for dinners this weekend so curried cauliflower to round out the international vibe of the meal made perfect sense. Listened – 99% Invisible’s “Power Broker” series. Book club meets up on next Tuesday and this episode is almost 3 hours (!) so I’m chipping away at it. …